K 19: Favor
S: Hello, Kenneth.
K: I…know that voice. Madam Bavardi?
S: Please, we’re familiar enough for first names now, don’t you think?
K: I wouldn’t presume.
S: Really? You manage to be rather presumptuous typically.
K: [Laughter] Wow, Madam Groom calling me on the phone. And I was just there last weekend… To what do I owe this rare pleasure, Selena?
S: Down, boy.
K: [Laughter] What can I do for you?
S: I can’t just make a social call?
K: You certainly can. But I get the feeling the imbalance in our relationship is about to experience an adjustment.
K: You know that feeling you get when you watch someone smoking a cigar and the ash is getting longer and longer and you know its about to fall?
S: It appears I’m not as interested in staring at cigars as you are.
K: Ah, well, nevermind.
S: Right, then. You’re not incorrect. I have a little too much on my plate these nights, and since I’ve been so generous with you these past three years, imparting my wisdom, favoring you with witty conversation, and, let’s not forget, introducing you to several prime morsels that I know you relished…
K: Uh oh. This is gonna be big.
S: …It would only be fair if you returned the favor. ( ContinueCollapse )